Spent a mountain weekend shotgunning for breakfast, blacking out, blacking back in, wearing nothing but a swim suit, and dipping bread into a peanut butter jar. Whatever. I’m a monster
I wish a nigga would tho
Played with my boobs in the shower cause why not they’re cute.
New self title: Pro Bitch. And when I walk into rooms Drunk In Love starts playing.
I don’t know what’s more pathetic? Guys that are too into me, or when I’m really into one that probably holds his butthole in a higher regard than me.
I wish some girls would have the common sense to look back at it and see how bad their cellulite is. Think about wearing spandex as shorts before you leave your dark pit of a closet, lovers.